Wednesday, February 17, 2010

totally terrifying trolls

So I was innocently watching shear genius tonight when something HORRIBLE happened. A commercial came on that scared the living daylights out of me. I don't think I'll be able to sleep peacefully tonight.
Let me explain why this ad upset me so...
One day when I was just a little girl, still in elementary school, one of my teachers decided to put a scary movie on for Halloween. I was so excited that I got to watch a movie during class-best day ever right? If I could only go back in time and tell that little innocent Haley with the huge bow in her hair to put the candy corn down, fake sick and go home....you see the movie she had us watch was....

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Ernest Scared Stupid. Are you kidding me? Watching that movie was one of the most traumatizing moments as a child-I will never be the same and I will now always have an enormous fear of little troll creatures. I guess this fear truly started when I'd have nightmares of the trolls in Disney's Gummy Bears (true story) and when I was frightened by the trolls in David the Gnome, but this movie was all of that fear times 37 for me. So when this commercial came on today, I went into panic mode and now I've had to relive all of those horrible nightmares.
If you too have a phobia of creepy little troll men-DO NOT watch the following...


oh thanks for the fond memories Monster...not

Welp I'm going to go hide under the covers now....

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